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Shoe String Marketing – Half.com’s Urinal Screens! October 2, 2008

Filed under: Shoe String Marketing — Ashish @ 4:11 am

A new post category. This actually originated as a separate blog, but months of negligence suggests that this can have a much better life as a category within this blog. The lofty aims which the blog (and this this category) intended to fulfill were (are) the following.

Most of us see marketing (at least marketing that would be effective) as something which is only in the reach of those who have big money. Yet there are so many startups, entrepreneurs and smaller companies which need marketing on a shoe string budget to reach out to their customers, yours truly included. This is what I call Shoe String Marketing. Recognise that Shoe String does not imply a limit on the distribution. If you manage to make it on to national television through some wicked spoof  – it’s shoe string. If you manage to become an internet phenomena by a YouTube video shot on your personal camcorder – that’s shoe string too.

The idea is to catalogue and (in due time come up with) shoe-string ways to reach out to your customer. Perhaps in the process I’ll better understand thing like defining a target audience; aim for frequency or reach; tracking a campaign (very very tricky) and more.

Thus, I will attempt to collect, review, analyse and suggest such shoe string marketing possibilities or activities and related stories – starting with the pretty old but some nevertheless innovative activities which half.com tried. Source: http://redeye.firstround.com/2006/03/get_your_fouls.html

half_oregonHalf.com in their time evidently got a town to change their name to Half.com, had the audacity to put up Urinal Screens with the text ‘Don’t Piss away all your money, shop at half.com’, and even get a chain of fortune cookie providers to put a coupon on the back of the fortune cookie.

A couple of observations – first, was this really shoe string marketing?  To get Halfway, Oregon to change their name, some amount of VC money must’ve been spent which apparently included “options such as six months of subsidized Internet access for the town, stock in Half.com, free giveaways at the annual rodeo, or a call center located in the town”. The fortune cookie company might have been convinced by the free coupon – or might have charged an advertising fee. I guess only the urinal strategy most definitely was shoe-string in terms of the expenditure. Beyond the manufacturing cost – there was no inventory cost that they must’ve paid (unless they have laws in the US about advertising inside urinals!).

half_urinalHowever, when you look at the amount of media coverage and customer attention (much more than a lazy look at a magazine ad for example) – the distribution of each of these marketing activities must’ve far exceeded the money that went into them.

I guess their very unique positioning – to be able shop for anything at half the price – helped them increase the potential means to market themselves (and of course the potential taglines).

However, that does not mean that you cannot find a something related to your company’s niche that might serve as a perfect channel for a campaign, and more importantly – until you find a way to differentiate and position yourselves accordingly – it’s hard to come up with a unique marketing message.

(Note to self: Jargon alert – which means understand these better > distribution,frequency/reach, positioning.)

 

More on Credit Sequences September 8, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ashish @ 1:06 pm

Having made one prior post on credit sequences, I am now doomed to notice and be affected by them for the rest of my life (which is a good thing mostly). Recently watched Wall-E and was completely blown away by the mini works-of-art that populate its end credits.

Their closing credit sequence traces the history of human evolution (re-evolution actually – with help from the robots) – with animation drawing upon the style of painting across generations – you have Egyptian Hieloglyphics, Rennaissance (or the art fool that I am thinks it was) and more – mindblowing. The following credit roll has an ATARI style retelling of the entire Wall-E story. Funky stuff.

Oh and don’t miss the the animation clip about the magician and his rabbit which preceded the movie. Besides being absolutely hilarious – what’s even more interesting is how they have played with the modified physics  – the fact that the the hat serves as a portal to the rabbit and vice-versa. It reminded me of the PS3 video game Portal.

Some links to go: http://abduzeedo.com/7-beautiful-title-credit-sequence-designs

http://theamericanscene.com/2008/07/01/tas-walle-symposium-entry-iv-exit-art-for-a-film.

Just noticed – Veerle Pieters – kickass Belgian graphic designer – also made a post on movie credit sequences as part of her inspiration series.

 

Cleaning Up The House: P II – Pondi’s Book of Biz Ideas June 25, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ashish @ 1:20 pm

Part II : This one on my  favourite category – Pondi’s Book of Business Ideas! The reason they appear together is because they are ‘mini-ideas’ – things that address a certain need – but are at best tools than full fledged businesses.

Pondi’s Book of Business Ideas

Comicopia – Tagging/Keywording service for Comics Strips

comicopia Back when I was writing client presentations, I often observed one could make a point more interesting and often more effective by inserting a quote, or more importantly a comic strip. There are several Dilbert strips that would be just perfect for common management scenarios.

Except that there is no easy way of finding them out – at least not at a short notice anyway (which is why “a strip in time”).

So Comicopia would serve as a keywording and tagging service for comic strips and over a period of time a service for ‘Powerpoint Art’ – one could include quotes, exclusive clipart and more. And given how intent corporates would be to make a their presentations more effective, they would be more than willing to pay for such a service. [But never over use what E. Tufte calls Powerpoint Phluff: http://www.edwardtufte.com/tufte/powerpoint]

 

NoShippingCharges.com

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What stops you from buying stuff from Amazon? In my case the only problem is the humongous shipping charge that I will have to bear. So wouldn’t it be cool if I could somehow buy stuff from Amazon, or a multitude of other retailers at no shipping charge, or at least a charge I would pay in the country of the retailer.

No Shippin’ Charges will facilitate something like that. There will not be zero shipping charges – because technically if there is a shipment – then there is a charge – and if the end buyer isn’t paying any, then someone is bearing that cost – so it isn’t sustainable. So, till that cost is borne by say some inventive advertising model, we will stick to enabling local shipping charges. 

How will it do that? One whacky idea was to tap into the network of all the people travelling in & out of the US and other countries. At No Shippin’ Charge one could post a trip and a shipping address, and the buying customer could then place an order and get it shipped to that address. Upon return the traveller carries the item with him/her. Thought I must admit this idea sounds a bit too stretched and perhaps overly complicated for the traveller.

For a want of a better method, let’s hold off our horses on this one till later.

 

The Mint Hole : Anytime, anywhere mint dispenser

 

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The Mint Hole is a simple mint dispenser which will annihilate bad breath in the world. Okay, maybe that’s a stretch – but it can be installed in gyms, dance studios, coffee shops and a variety of places.

 

It’s really simple: Drop a coin get a mint. I don’t think that needs more explanation than that.

 

Sailing away June 17, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ashish @ 5:57 pm

Ad seen for Amity scholarships on Facebook.

scholar_ships

The ad linked here: http://www.amity.edu/scholarships/

Also observe the nifty strategy to save clicks and advertising money – “Click only if you are brilliant” ! Hahaha.

 

Successfully Set Up Port Forwarding! June 15, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ashish @ 11:24 pm

Yay! I successfully set up port forwarding on my internet connection. I was finding it a bit tricky since I use a wireless router – and all the guides I had found specified how to do it with your DSL modem.

In retrospect, it should have been quite obvious, but I guess most things are once you have done them. It turned out I had to set up two forwards, one on my modem, where I had to specify the IP address of my router, and the other on the router where I had to specify the address of my computer. 

This article helped: http://lc.netcomm.com.au/nat.html

So did this tool: http://www.yougetsignal.com/tools/open-ports/

 

When This Man Talks, You Better Listen April 25, 2008

Filed under: Business — Ashish @ 10:23 am

Sanjeev Bikhchandani writes again.

Lessons of history learnt seven years ago“.

The first two passages itself are pretty illuminating.

A little over a year ago, I met a well-known NRI who was visiting India from Silicon Valley.

He asked me how the dotcom I worked for was doing. I proudly told him that we were making a profit, that we weren’t running a dotcom but a business, that we actually charged people for our services, that when we had started out three years earlier, dotcoms hadn’t been fashionable and that we also intended to be around when dotcoms were no longer fashionable. He told me with a straight face that I had a vision- problem and that I wasn’t thinking big enough. If we were making a profit then we couldn’t be investing enough in the business. I was crestfallen, for many regarded this luminary as some sort of guru.

An old interview on Rediff is here.

 

Blogathon: Carpool your way to solve the Traffic Problem in Your City April 20, 2008

Filed under: Business, Pondi's Book of Business Ideas — Ashish @ 12:39 pm
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Five years ago, it used to take me 40 minutes to reach IIT Gate from Gurgaon (even in a Roadways bus) in rush hour traffic. Today – it is at least 1hr 15mins or upwards to traverse the same distance.

Let me first make an appeal first – we should try and figure out what we can do to help the traffic condition in the city instead of whining about what the government should do to solve the traffic problem in the city. Whether it is (a) the public transport system b) Introducing a road tax  c) Better Roads d) Fining errant drivers – all these processes are basically time-consuming because of either infrastructural requirements or political and systemic issues. Thus, till some of these actually do come to pass, we should look for solutions within our current set of constraints.

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An interesting poster from Wikipedia
I think one great way to do it, is to enage in carpools. In my perspective – and I might be underinformed here, carpooling is not terribly popular in and around Delhi (simple empirical evidence includes the sheer number of cars with lone drivers) – whatever car pools there might be – are probabaly within the domains of a college or organisation – which is hardly car pooling because in that case you are just sharing rides with your friends.

 

What I perceive as a carpool is something that I experienced in Germany, when I had to take a ride from Dresden to Berlin. There you have a website called mitfahrgelegenheit.de [I know, no point trying to pronouce it]. The premise is really simple – say I have a car and am driving to Berlin from Dresden – I post that on the website, interested people can call me, and then join me for the ride upon sharing the fuel cost.

Here, as an occasional commuter – I have hardly had the chance to carpool.

I think there is a definite opportunity there which has not been fully tapped.

Some top-of-mind issues which a carpooling service will need to tackle:

1] Besides round-the-week travel which is more structured, it should also be able to cater to occasional commuters.

2] Security is of utmost concern – especially for women.

3] A way for the concerned parties to communicate easily.

4] Finding coherent routes. Say if I drive from Gurgaon to GK-II, I can have people who might want to get off at intermediate stops

5] Coordinating time: With the Indian Standard Time ruling supreme, impunctuality on one person’s part can ruin it for the other person.

So far I know of two variants of carpooling services that exist online. One is a general format where an Auto Classified website also has carpooling as a section. For example, Indimoto carpool section. Here you can post whether you want a ride, or can give one – which are chronologically arranged as forum posts (they look like cheap ads). Issues: the postings are few and extremely infrequent, they primarily cater to round-the-week travel. 

Another much more sophisticated variant is KoolPool. It’s membership bases – so secure and uses SMS to communicate (and even match routes I think). Though they seem to have not signed up very many people (764 in all – assuming 3 per car now and 1 per car before – that’s only about 510 vehicles off the road), even though I first heard of them launching in 2006. But so far it’s only in Mumbai and Pune.

So, I think there is much to be done here: How about a KoolPool variant for Delhi/NCR? How about a Facebook app which enables carpool within a network? How about a mitfahrgelegenheit.de variant?

Whatever it might be, carpooling can definitely be a faster solution than government reforms to at least reducing the traffic problem in our cities if not solving it.

 

Medical Tourism in India April 16, 2008

Filed under: Business — Ashish @ 12:29 am

One of my friends has started a medical tourism firm in India called Vaidya Value Medicare. I think medical tourism is a fascinating industry and I wish him all the best. To know more about the medical tourism services they offer you can visit their website.

You can read an old Outlook story on the sector here.

 

Cleaning Up The House : Part I April 10, 2008

Filed under: Business, E-commerce — Ashish @ 1:40 pm

The last one was here.

Basically, all the drafts I let ferment for so long that either I have forgotten what triggered them, what I wanted to write, or those which I haven’t been able to give enough thought to. One solution could be to delete them – but then there are some which I believe at least deserve the light of the day. In 4 parts by category.

A: Business/Entreprenuership

Free for all, or invite only?No Pass, No Entry

This thought came up a long time ago – At the first MoMo Delhi meet (August ‘06), I had heard a talk from the founders of (now almost defunct) Yaari.com. At the time, it seemed like a company poised for success. The only social network that existed was Orkut, this one had a team of two Stanford graduates spearheading the initiative, and promised some cool innovative features.

Another thing which made it cool and exclusive was that at the time it was ‘invite only’. So the question which I was asking myself was – What makes more sense – a free for all, or invite only? Facebook built a quality user base and a brand by being invite only. But are you in turn slowing down growth? Or should one start with invite only and then open it up later (a la Facebook again). How does the domain you are in (social networking/e-commerce) affect this choice. I guess for me, the jury is still out on that one.

Point of Reference

Wrote this post around the time the start-up Slideshare had launched. There definition of slideshare was “Slideshare is the YouTube of Powerpoint”. Evidently, this one line got Slideshare on Techcrunch – and it first horde of users. The takeaway is that it’s extremely important to have a ‘point of reference’ when you are explaining you hot new product/service/start-up to someone who doesn’t know about it.

I think we entrepreneurs often overlook this, only to realise how important this is later. Perhaps it’s because all potential investors talk up a blue haze about differentiation. Or perhaps you get caught up with your own jargon. Or perhaps you are too bullish on making it sound like something completely enw and revolutionary. Remember – everyone you meet has an attention span which last the length of an elevator pitch. I still haven’t perfected the layman’s definition for my company.

Raising the bar
This probably relates to something I read in the Art of the Start by Guy Kawasaki. He says

“Shoot for doing things at least ten times better than the status quo. When Jeff Bezos started Amazon. com, he didn’t build a bookstore with a paltry 25,000 more titles than the 250,000-title brick-and-mortar bookstores. They launched with 3000,000 titles in an online bookstore”.

The question is when you are creating something new, do you try and make a quantum difference or an incremental difference over existing solutions? How do you raise the bar?

One company which really works on this philosophy is Apple. The iPods and iPhone are landmark devices – innovative and pathbreaking – and they are built from the ground up with that philosophy. In most cases otherwise, it’s a mix and match of features – look at mobiles for example – put together a camera/mp3 player/3g/insert-your-feature-of-the-week-here and bingo! you have a new model. 

Another hard nut to crack – especially when you are out of ideas on how you can make the leap. Or when your quantum leap ends with a massive crash. Jury’s out on this one too.

The Entreprenurial Spirit
This draft caught me in a pretty intense mood – I have written it in angry half sentences – trying hard to get it out of my brain [Sample this: Opportunity cost is such a shit concept - which no one quite understands but everyone believes makes some sense. Fucking balls to opportunity cost]. I was writing this after having made up my mind about accepting an investment – but then getting dissuaded by my brother with the logic that I should hang on as the valuation would increase. [It's a different story that we did not eventually take that investment - but for altogether different reasons.]

This is basically a rant against the cold (but often convincing) logic of numbers and objective thinking which becomes even more potent when laced with terms like ‘opportunity cost’, ‘cost-benefit analysis’.

My brother and one of my very close friends (both finance guys) have often evaluated my choices with the following.

a) Have you looked at what is the opportunity cost of leaving your job and doing this start-up? [Also, since I am an IITian my opportunity cost is apparently higher.]

b) If you had been working for 3 years what kind of package do you think you would’ve been getting?

My issue with this line of thinking is that if you think like that you will never be able to take the plunge and start something.

Say I was travelling the world for an year (isn’t that something you would want to do?) – would you still do a cost-benefit analysis see what was the opportunity cost of doing it? I think it’s a thinking with your heart versus thinking with your brain question – but perhaps I sooner or later they have to work as a team.

I even had come with a cool quote: “Doesn’t living every moment count more than living every moment counting? ”

Can you scale up?

A mini post. I remember I had attended a talk by Sanjeev Bikhchandani (you must read his interviews. Most successful people talk for effect, this man is grounded in reality) – and one of the things which he talked about was scaling up. His perspective was in terms of people – when you scale up – the people you have been working with – sometimes even the ones you started with – are unable to take that leap. So you really have to make some hard decisions at that point in time.

I was reminded of this issue – from a resources perspective – after the more mundane event of dealing with ICICI Bank’s terrible terrible customer support. And perhaps that’s why the small guy will always have a shot at being better than the bigwigs, because the latter haven’t scaled up well. Scaling up is a fascinating topic – and I will give this some more thought and perhaps write a full post on this one sometime.

User Behaviour

This one must be a full fledged field of study. Users can be very unpredicatable and quirky – and as online retailers – there is no alternative but to deal with it. This draft just had a thought parked – “What can you do about people who don’t like your product but don’t complain, yet secretly vow never to use that service again?”

Reliance the Behemoth

Reliance, the behemoth that it is, has deep pockets and thus a very big time horizon within which they can plan for break-even. How does that affect the start-up ecosystem – in domains like web, which have been, at least in the west, playgrounds for entreprenuers and upstarts, rather than for big corporations.

Social Networks: Do they breed on voyeurism?

Exactly what the title says. Again an afterthought from the the Yaari presentation I mentioned earlier – one of the founders explicity mentioned this as a social network feature. The thought was – how much contribution does enabling voyeurism has towards the success of a network.The open state of Orkut where anyone could see anyone’s profile, scraps and photos. Or the more controlled voyeurism in Facebook’s news feed.

 

Phew! that was a lot. And as the dwindling paragraph sizes suggest that I should hold off the rest for later.

 

The Antiportfolio February 23, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ashish @ 3:20 pm

Bessemer venture partners has an interesting page with a list of companies they did not invest in, which went on to become really successful. The bit on Google is hilarious.

http://www.bvp.com/Portfolio/AntiPortfolio.aspx

Link via http://www.venturehacks.com